*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
North American Scum: sometimes I think I’m the... →
mount-everdeen: sometimes I think I’m the only person in this family who still takes the time to form my own beliefs, instead of just going off of what someone tells me. It gets me in a lot of trouble, and I can’t sit and talk about it because as soon as I say something that doesn’t sit right with someone, I get…
mindyourbidness: basedgodniall: *calls family member by mom’s request* *silently prays it goes to voicemail* ME.
yesimbeyonce: unclefather: unclefather: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that. #THE GREATEST TEXT POST OF ALL TIME
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: This video changed my life wtf did i just watch