Tumblr raises expectations way too high
i-amm-wizz: No one is as perfect as they seem on here
freak-thefreak-out: Robbie Sings I Think You’re Swell
Put a ”▲” in my ask and I will tell you
carliejay: Would I date you? Do I like your blog? Would I give you my number? Smash or pass? Rate you 1-10.
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.